爆笑精彩英语笑话

　　笑话是一种简单的艺术语言，能让我们变得快乐，今天我们就一起来看看爆笑精彩吧!

　　爆笑精彩英语笑话

　　There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow.

　　曾经有只蜗牛，它对自己动作慢的名声感到了厌恶和疲倦。

　　Hedecided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference.

　　他决心去弄些跑得飞快的轮子来改变这种境况。

　　After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get.

　　逛了一圈之后，它决定买Datson 240-Z。

　　So the snail goes to the nearest Datsundealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".

　　去了最近的Datsun经销店，去买Datson 240-Z，但是它想把这辆车重新刷漆，改称240-S。

　　The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

　　经销商问：“为什么是S呢?”

　　The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail.

　　蜗牛回答说：“‘s’代表蜗牛。

　　I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

　　我想让每一个看见我呼啸而过的人知道是谁在开车。”

　　Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail,

　　经销商不想失去把汽车卖给蜗牛这样一个机会，

　　so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

　　所以他同意收取些许费用，把车重新涂漆。

　　The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed.

　　蜗牛开着它的新车，把自己的余生都用在了快乐地高速行使在告诉公路上。

　　And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

　　而不论何时任何人看见它飞驰而过的时候，都会说：“哦!看那S-car 。”

　　爆笑精彩英语笑话

　　harry and lloyd were speeding down the road. a police car pulled them over.

　　哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。

　　"why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.

　　“你们为什么开那么快?”警官喊道。

　　"our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!

　　“我们的`刹车不好，因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。”

　　爆笑精彩英语笑话

　　小男孩儿看完牙医，面带微笑地回到家：“嘿，妈妈，牙医说，我一颗蛀牙也没有。”

　　妈妈惊讶地瞪大眼睛：“不可能——你每回上床睡觉前都把巧克力盒子里的糖一下子吃完，而且从来不刷牙!”

　　这时，男孩儿张开了嘴巴——他的牙全被拔光了。