超有趣的英语笑话

　　笑一笑，十年少，多看一些笑话有助于我们身心健康，今天我们就一起来看看超有趣的吧!

　　超有趣的英语笑话(一)

　　Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.

　　在期末考试之前，汤姆告诉他的母亲：“妈妈，我昨天晚上做了一个梦，梦见我通过了今天的考试。”“不要相信梦，亲爱的。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。”妈妈答道。“那么，我真希望在今晚的梦中，我的其他功课都不及格。”汤姆说。

　　超有趣的英语笑话(二)

　　My husband was enjoying the day off from work and watched me scurry about the house.

　　丈夫正在过休息日，他看着我在屋子里来回奔忙。

　　I picked up his dirty clothes, put away his work shoes, carried out his popcorn bowl from the previous night's football viewing, washed the breakfast dishes, wiped the coffee he'd spilled and ironed his shirts.

　　我捡起他在脏衣服，将他工作时穿的鞋子放到一边，拿走前一天晚上他看橄榄球时放在旁边放爆米花的碗，洗早餐的盘子，擦去他溅出的咖啡，熨他的衬衣。

　　Seeing a thoughtful look on his lace, I wondered if he was beginning to realize just how much unnecessary work he created for me. Maybe he would offer to help. "A penny for your thoughts," I said.

　　看到他脸上若有所思的.神情，我想他是不是开始意识到他给我添了许多不必要的麻烦，也许他还会帮帮忙呢!“给你一分钱，告诉我你在想什么?”

　　"I was thinking," he replied, "that one of the things I like best about you is how you always find ways to keep yourself busy."

　　“我在想，”他回答道，“你总能找到办法使自己忙个不停。这一点我很喜欢。”

　　超有趣的英语笑话(三)

　　A Holiday from School

　　Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go.

　　If he sneezed, he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a cold.

　　If he had a headache, he asked his mother to take him to the doctor during school hours.

　　He spent more time at home than he did at school.

　　On the days that he did go to school, he looked for excuses to come home early.

　　One morning he came home when the lessons were only half finished.

　　His father was surprised.

　　"You've come home early," he said. "Is the school closed today?"

　　"No, Dad, " Tommy said - "It's open. I came home early.

　　"How did you do that?" his father asked him. "What did you say to the teacher?"

　　"I told her that I had a new baby brother and that I had to come home and help you . "

　　"But your mother has had twins," his father said, "a boy and a girl. You've got a baby brother and a baby sister."

　　"Yes, I know, Dad, " Tommy said. "I'm saving up my baby sister for next week "

　　Notes:

　　(1) sneeze v.打喷嚏

　　(2) twins n.双胞胎

　　(3) save up留着

　　休假

　　汤姆讨厌上学，总是找借口不去上学。

　　如果他打喷嚏，他就叫他妈妈写个纸条说他感冒了。

　　如果他头痛，他就叫他妈妈在上课时间带他去看病。

　　他呆在家里的时间比在学校的时间要多。

　　在他的确去上学的日子里，他就找借口早点回家。

　　一天早上他上了一半课就从学校回来了。

　　他爸爸很惊讶。

　　“你回来很早，”他爸爸问，“今天学校放学了吗?”

　　“没有，爸爸，”汤姆说，“还没放学。我提前回来了。”

　　“你怎么会提前回来了?”爸爸问，“你对老师说什么了?”

　　“我告诉她我有了一个小弟弟，我得回家帮你。”

　　“但是你妈妈生了一对双胞胎，”爸爸说，“一个男孩，一个女孩。你有一个小弟弟和一个小妹妹。”

　　“是的，我知道，爸爸，”汤姆说，“我要等下个星期再说我有个小妹妹了。”