两则英语短篇笑话
今天小编带来两篇经典搞笑的英文版..让小朋友们学英语的同时还能感受到故事内容带来的乐趣.. Teacher:Why are youlate for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow". 老师:为啥你天天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行". Letme take it down An elephant said to amouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest and most useless thing that I haveever seen ." "Please ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."Iwill tell a flea what I know." 为我所用 一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的`最小、最没用的东西。” “请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。 there are 3 old friends gathering around together first said:"windy , isn't it ?" second one replied:"no , it's thursday." third said:"yeah! me too , let’s go and have some tea" 第一个说windy,但第二个听成了wednesday,所以他说了今天是thursday,第三个却把thursday听成了thirsty,所以他说yeah! me too , let go and have some tea