圣诞节英语笑话汇集
送出去还有的东西 What can Santa give away and still keep? Answer: a cold. 什么东西圣诞老人可以分送出去，自己却也还留着? 答案：感冒。 圣诞老人的爱好 What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden? Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe. 圣诞老人喜欢在花园里做什么? 答案：锄地。(英文里Hoe 和ho同音。hoe是锄草之意，ho则是圣诞老人的笑声。) 铅笔 What do you do if one of Santa’s reindeer swallows your pencil? Answer: use a pen. 若圣诞老人的.驯鹿吃掉你的铅笔该怎么办? 答案：用原子笔 1000元的脑筋急转弯 On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel. Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on the floor. Which one of them do you think picked it up? 圣诞节前夕，圣诞老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律师在一家高级饭店一同等电梯，门还未开前，三人同时看到地上有一张新台币1000元的钞票，猜猜谁会将它捡起? Answer: Santa of course! Why? Because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist! 答案：当然是圣诞老人啦!为什么?因为大家都知道另外两者并不存在。 ps: 新做一个网站：名言佳句： https://quotes.go2live.cn/, 请君欣赏。