精选超搞笑英语笑话

　　既能让我们开心，也能让我们学习英语知识，今天我们就一起来看看精选超搞笑英语笑话吧!

　　精选超搞笑英语笑话(一)

　　George asked the once wellknown wit, Horne Tooke,whether he could play cards.

　　Your Majesty, replied Tooke, I am a mere childwhere cards are concerned. I cannot even tell a King from a Knave.

　　乔治三世问一度大名鼎鼎的才子霍恩·图克，会不会玩纸牌。

　　陛下，图克回答说：在玩纸牌方面，我只不过是幼儿园的.水平。我甚至分不清国王和无赖。

　　精选超搞笑英语笑话(二)

　　死后重生

　　"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.

　　"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied."Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.

　　“你相信人能死后重生吗?”老板问他的一个员工。

　　“我相信，先生”。这位刚上班不久的员工回答。

　　“哦，那还好”。老板接着说。

　　“你昨天提早下班去参加你祖母的葬礼后，她老人家到这儿看你来了。”

　　精选超搞笑英语笑话(三)

　　Money and Friends 钱和朋友

　　A: Which do you find more important, money or friends?

　　B: Friends, of course.

　　A: Why?

　　B: I can always borrow money from friends.