大学英语小笑话带翻译的阅读

　　大学英语带翻译篇1

　　but I'm not listening while doing my make-up.

　　In class Mary was looking at a samll mirror while combining her hair and doing her make-up. Theteacher noticed and commented, "you shouldn't do your make-up while listening to class."

　　Replied Mary, " but I'm not listening while doing my make-up."

　　可我化妆时没听课呀

　　课堂内，玛丽对着一个小镜子束发，化妆。 老师发现了，说：“你不应该听课时化妆。”

　　玛丽回答说：“可我化妆时没听课呀。”

　　大学英语小笑话带翻译篇2

　　Father and son

　　Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a

　　man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?

　　Dad: That happens in every country, son.

　　父与子

　　儿子：爸爸，听说在非洲的一些地方男人在结婚前根本不认识他的`妻子。

　　父亲：孩子，实际上所有的国家都是这样的。

　　大学英语小笑话带翻译篇3

　　Turning over

　　Nurse: oh my god! The patient who has been treated fell down at the gate of our hospital andbecame faint. The police officer is coming!

　　Doctor: Take it easy. Just turn him over and make that he was walking towards the hospital.

　　翻个个

　　护士：不好了，刚接受治疗的病人在医院门口摔倒晕了过去。警察马上就到。  医生：别着急。把他翻个个，弄出他往医院走的样子。  大学英语小笑话带翻译篇4

　　Headache

　　"I have a bad headache. I'll visit the doctor."

　　"Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a kiss to my wife and the paindisappeared. Why don't you try it?"

　　"Good idea, call up your wife and tell her I'll be right over."

　　头疼

　　“我头疼的厉害，要去看看医生了。”

　　“胡说八道，昨天我也头疼，我冲回家吻了妻子一下，马上不疼了，要不你也试试?”

　　“好主意，给你妻子打个电话，说我马上就到。”