超好笑的英语笑话笑翻你

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　　超好笑的英语笑话笑翻你

　　班花

　　班里公开选举班花。小丽是个才女，但是相貌平平。她大胆地走上讲台，发表自己的竞选演说：“各位兄弟姐妹，虽然我长相一般，但是我希望大家投我一票。几年以后，在座的姐妹们结婚了，可以骄傲地对你们先生说‘我上大学的时候，比我们的班花还漂亮。’”

　　There was an election contest for Class Beauty. Xiao Li was a talented girl, but quite plain-looking. She walked to the speaker's platform with courage and delivered her election speech, "Dear classmates, although I am an ordinary-looking girl, I hope all of you can vote for me. After a few years, when girls in our class get married, you can speak to your husbands proudly, 'When I was in college, I am prettier than the Class Beauty.'"

　　结果小丽的演说打动了所有人，她以全票当选“班花”。

　　As a result, her speech won everyone over. She was elected as "Class Beauty" unanimously.

　　超好笑的英语笑话笑翻你

　　Is she big-boned?

　　她是不是很魁梧啊?

　　Big-bone看字面解释就知道是指骨架很粗大。这对美国的女人 来说是见怪不怪的。在电影Something about Mary中就有这一句，Is she big-boned?

　　那娇小的女子怎么说? 娇小就是petite。很多从亚洲来女生来美国都抱怨买不到合适的衣服，其实很多店都有一区petite。去那里找找， 保证你会有意想不到的.收获。若是真的找不到，就试试teenager那儿也有许多合适的衣服。

　　超好笑的英语笑话笑翻你

　　She is a big gossip

　　她是八卦夫人。

　　Gossip指的就是八卦新闻， 但它也可以拿来形容一个人很八卦。所以She is a big gossip就是说她是个八卦夫人。或是你也可以说， She is gossipy。有另一种说法 She is an information bureau (她是情报局) 也蛮有趣的。