英文小笑话大全爆笑

　　总是有些时候莫名其妙的不开心，心情不佳的时候就会办什么都不在状态，你会这样么?这里小编收集整理了英文大全爆笑，让你的.心情速速好起来。

　　英文小笑话大全爆笑一：有其父必有其子

　　Son: Papa, what' s the meaning of " Like father, like son"?

　　Father: Bastard. What another scandalous thing have you done in the school?

　　儿子：爸爸，“有其父必有其子”是什么意思呀?

　　父亲：狗崽子，你在学校又干什么见不得人的事啦?

　　英文小笑话大全爆笑二：可以选择

　　The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish.

　　One day, the husband got home and asked his wife, "My dear, what will we eat today?"

　　The wife said, "You may select the dish today."

　　The husband was very glad and asked, "Which dishes are there today?"

　　"Cabbage."

　　"The others?"

　　"None."

　　"Then how to select?"

　　"Eat or not eat!" the wife said.

　　丈夫抱怨妻子总是做同样的一种菜。

　　一天，丈夫回到家，问妻子：“亲爱的，今天我们吃啥菜?”

　　妻子回答：“今天你可以选择。”

　　丈夫感到非常高兴，又问：“都有哪些菜呢?”

　　“炒白菜。”

　　“还有呢?”

　　“没了。”

　　“那你要我怎么选呢?”

　　“吃还是不吃!”妻子一本正经地说道。

　　英文小笑话大全爆笑三：我想安安静静地休息一下

　　"May I borrow your record player tonight ?" a man asked his neighbour .

　　“今晚我可以借用以下你的唱机吗?”一个人对他的邻居说道。

　　"Sure . Do you want to listen to some music?"

　　“当然可以，你也想听听音乐吗?”

　　"No ." he answered ." Tonight I want to have some peace and quiet."

　　“不，”他回答道，“今晚我想安安静静地休息一下。”

　　英文小笑话大全爆笑四：谁说我老了?

　　Chaucer was over seventy , but he was not convinced of his age. At a time he boasted: “Myphysical strength is as strong as that I was young.” The opposite person asked: “ What do yourely on? ” Chaucer said : “ There is a big stone roller in my compound. I couldn’t heave it whenwas young, neither can I now.”

　　乔叟年过六旬，仍不服老。一次，他对人夸耀说：“我和年轻时力气一样大。”对方问：“何以见得?”乔叟说：“我家大院里有个石头，年轻时我举不起来，现在我还是举不起来。”