英语笑话带翻译简短的 经典

　　带翻译简短的一：

　　A man who sold brooms went into a barber's shop to get shaved. The barber bought one of his brooms, and, when he had shaved him, asked for the price of it.

　　"Two pence," said the man.

　　"No, no, " said the barber, "I will give you a penny, and if you do not think that enough, you may take your broom again."

　　The man took it, and asked what he had to pay for his shave.

　　"A penny." said the barber.

　　"I will give you a half-penny, and if that is not enough, you may put my beard on again."

　　卖扫帚的人和理发师

　　一个卖扫帚的人去一家理发店修面.理发师向他买了一把扫帚.当理发师给他修完面后,问了一下扫帚的`价钱.

　　卖扫帚的人说:"两便士"

　　"不,不"理发师说,"我只出一便士.如果你认为不够的话,可以把扫帚拿回去."

　　卖扫帚的人取回了扫帚,随后问修面要付多少钱.

　　卖扫帚的人说:"我只能给你半个便士,如果你认为不够的话,你可以把胡子再替我装上."

　　英语笑话带翻译简短的二:

　　Once a simpleton’s wife told him to buy some ice.

　　Two hours later, he didn’t come back. She wanted to know why he didn’t come back and went out to have a look. She saw he was standing in the sun at the gate and watching the ice melting.

　　“What’s the matter?” She asked him. “Why don’t you bring it in?”

　　“I saw the ice was wet and I was afraid that you would scold me so I’m running it dry.” The simpleton answered.

　　从前有一个笨人的妻子让她的丈夫买几块冰。

　　两个小时后，他还没回来。

　　她想知道他为什么没回来，就出去看了看，发现她的丈夫在门口站着，在太阳下晒冰，看着冰融化。

　　她问他：“怎么啦?你为什么不把它拿进来?”

　　“我看见冰是湿的，恐怕你会训斥我，因此，我正在把它晒干。”笨人回答道。

　　英语笑话带翻译简短的三：

　　nce there was a king. He likes to write stories, but his stories were not good. As people were afraid of him, they all said his stories were good.

　　One day the king showed his stories to a famous writer. He waited the writer to praise these stories. But the writer said his stories were so bad that he should throw them into fire. The king got very angry with him and sent him to prison.

　　After some time, the king set him free. Again he showed him some of his new stories and asked what he thought of them.

　　After reading them, the writer at once turned to the soldiers and said: “ Take me back to prison, please.”

　　从前有一个国王，他喜欢写故事，但是他写的故事很不好。人们怕他，都说他的故事好。有一天国王把他的故事给一名作家看，他想要作家赞扬他的这些故事，而作家说他的故事是如此的差以至于该扔进火里。国王很生气，把他送到监狱。

　　过了些日子，国王给了作家自由。国王重新将自己的一些新故事给作家看并问他感觉怎么样。

　　作家看了之后立刻转身对士兵说着;“请把我送回监狱吧。”

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