少儿英语笑话大全

　　少儿大全一：

　　An old woman went to a supermarket, to the tomato or tofu stall. She bent down to pick some tomatoes or tofu, and because she was old, her spine gave her trouble and she felt a sharp pain. So she just shrieked, "Ah....", the way you do when you see a mouse in the kitchen. And the seller at the counter said, "Wow, if you think the tomatoes are expensive, you should see the price of the zucchini(绿皮西葫芦)."

　　少儿英语笑话大全二：

　　One day a boy came to his teacher and said: "Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast pig.""I certainly do," said the teacher, "and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me."Days passed, and nothing more was said about the roast pig.Finally the teacher said to the boy: "I thought your father was going to send me over some roast pig.""Yes," said the boy, "He did intend to, but the pig got well."

　　少儿英语笑话大全三：

　　My youngest brother, Tony, had just completed basic training and was home on leave prior to his first tour in Germany. Since I was an Army National Guard pilot and my another brother was my crew chief, we offered to take Tony to catch his transport overseas.When we landed at Air Force Base, several of Tony's fellow privates came out to greet him. Tony ran ahead, while my another brother and I followed with his gear. As Tony approached his buddies, he wasbewildered(困惑的`) by their dumbfounded(目瞪口呆的) stares.Finally, he realized his friends weren't seeing his two brothers giving him a lift, they were seeing a new private arrive in his own helicopter -- with his captain and sergeant carrying his bags!