英语笑话 You’re Wrong

　　分享一篇较短的，让你笑到吐血。

　　A grocer is serving customers when he sees a small boy standing near an open box of sweet biscuits. "Well,my boy.”says the grocer,"what are you going to do?” "Nothing.” "Nothing?Well,it looks as if you are trying to take a biscuit.” "You’re wrong,sir.I’m trying not to.”