英语小笑话100字
英语100字一： What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? "dam!!!" 英语小笑话100字二： A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags". Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark". The first drunk yells. "Why are you a lawyer". "No", said the second drunk, "I’m a scumbag". 英语小笑话100字三： Make your fortune "How did you make your fortune?" "I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience." "How did that help?" "Now he has the experience and I the money." ps: 新做一个网站：名言佳句： https://quotes.go2live.cn/, 请君欣赏。