中式英语笑话故事

　　导语：笑话是一种简单的艺术语言，它能排解我们的不开心，以下是小编准备的，一起来开怀大笑吧!

　　1．we two who and who？

　　咱俩谁跟谁阿

　　2．how are you ? how old are you?

　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？

　　3．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！

　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

　　4．as far as you go to die

　　有多远，死多远！！！！

　　5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!

　　有事起奏，无事退朝

　　6．you me you me

　　彼此彼此

　　7．You Give Me Stop!!

　　你给我站住！

　　8．know is know noknow is noknow

　　知之为知之，不知为不知…

　　9．WATCH SISTER

　　表妹

　　10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!

　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

　　11.I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn myface

　　给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

　　12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die

　　车祸现场描述

　　13．heart flower angry open

　　心花怒放

　　14．go past no mistake past

　　走过路过，不要错过

　　15．小明：I am sorry!

　　老外：I am sorry too!

　　小明：I am sorry three!

　　老外：What are you sorry for?

　　小明：I am sorry five!

　　16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!

　　要钱没有，要命一条

　　17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.

　　我叫李老大，今年25。

　　18．you have two down son

　　你有两下子。

　　19. good good study,day day up!

　　好好学习，天天向上