英语笑话大王 爆笑登场

　　

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1.Bedtime Prayers

　　Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy."

　　Her mother interrupted and said, "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"

　　And Julie replied, "Because that's what I put in

　　my geography exam!"

　　睡前祷告词

　　朱莉叶在做睡前祷告。“祷告上帝，”她说，“让那不勒斯成为意大利的`首都吧。让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。”

　　妈妈打断她说：“朱莉叶，你为什么求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都呢?”

　　朱莉叶回答说：“因为我在地理考卷上是这么写的。”

　　

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2.The Perfect Son

　　A: I have the perfect son.

　　B: Does he smoke?

　　A: No, he doesn't.

　　B: Does he drink whiskey?

　　A: No, he doesn't.

　　B: Does he ever come home late?

　　A: No, he doesn't.

　　B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

　　A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

　　完美儿子

　　A:我有一个很完美的儿子.

　　B:他抽烟吗?

　　A:不抽.

　　B:他喝威士忌酒吗?

　　A:不喝.

　　B:他会不会很晚回家?

　　A:不会.

　　B:我想你确实有一个完美儿子. 那他多大了?

　　A:下个星期三就满6个月了.