英文笑话带翻译简短
幽默的人不仅仅会说笑话，还要懂得他人说的笑话，来测试一下你的幽默细胞的指数有多高吧!英文笑话带翻译简短(一)
晨起反应 The neighbor dropped in on a friendand found her sitting at the kitchen table,staring blankly ata half-empty cup of coffee,her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room. 一个邻居顺道去拜访自己的一位朋友，发现她正呆坐在厨房的桌子旁，眼睛茫然地盯着已经喝了一半的咖啡，她的三个孩子正在隔壁的房间里大声地喧哗。 "What's wrong ?" she asked.The friend told her that she had "morning sickness". “怎么了?”她问。朋友告诉她自己不过是有点“晨起反应”。 Surprised the neighbor said,"I didn't even know you were pregnant." 邻居非常吃惊，说，“我甚至都不知道你又怀孕了! "I'm not." the harried young woman replied."I'm just sick of mornings." “哦，我没有怀孕，”年轻的妇人苦恼地回答，“我只是腻烦透了早上而已!”英文笑话带翻译简短(二)
What Will Be the Headline When a man in Macon, Ga. , came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbedthe animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated theman and told him the headline the following day would read, "Local Man Saves Child by KillingVicious Animal. " The hero, however, told the journalist that he wasn't from Macon. "Well, then," the reporter said, the headline will probably say, 'Georgia Man Saves Child by KillingDog. '" "Actually," the man said, "I'm from Connecticut." "In that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the headline will read ,'Yankee Kills Family Pet.'" 标题是什么 一位男子在乔治亚州的麦根城遇到一条狗在袭击一个男孩。他敏捷地用两手卡住了狗的.脖子并掐死了它。一位记者目睹了这件事，向这位男子表示祝贺并说次日的新闻标题将是：“本地男子杀恶畜救孩童”。 然而，这位英雄却告诉记者他不是麦根人。 “那么，”记者说，“标题可能为‘乔治亚男子杀狗救孩童’”. “实际上，”那男子道，“我是康涅狄格人。” “这样的话，”记者怒气冲冲地说，“标题将是‘北方佬杀死家庭爱犬’”英文笑话带翻译简短(三)
als a roast.Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meatfrom my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" Thelawyer answers, "Absolutely." "Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roastfrom me today." The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $
8.50. Severaldays later, the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from the lawyer: $250 due for aconsultation. 律师的狗，没有拴而到处闲逛，它来到一家肉店，偷走了一块烤肉。店主来到律师的办公室，问道“如果一条没栓的狗从我的商店里偷了块肉，我有权利从狗的主人那里要回损失吗?律师答道：“完全可以”，“那你欠我
8.50美元，你的狗没栓而且今天从我的店里头了块肉”，律师什么都没说，马上给他写了一张支票。一些天后，店主打开邮箱，发现一封来自律师的信，信上写道：咨询费250美元。