精选笑翻你的英语笑话
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The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?" 教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时，他的话题又来了：“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴，那么现在尾巴到哪里去了?” "I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.". “我来试试看，”一位老太太说。“该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。”精选笑翻你的英语笑话
The last chance The God decided to create “woman”,and he should take a rib from Adam. He gave Adam some sleeping-pills smilely,said:”Adam,enjoy the sleepy,this is the last chance that U could enjoy a peacefully sleep without any noise.” 最后的机会 上帝决定创造”女人”,但他须要从亚当那得到一支肋骨. 他给了亚当一些安眠药,微笑地对他说:”亚当,尽情享受睡眠吧, 这是你最后一次可以享受这种安静,没有噪音的.睡觉机会了.精选笑翻你的英语笑话
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. 老农约翰逊就要死了。 The family was standing around his bed. 他的家人都站在床边。 With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones." 他声音低沉地对妻子说：“我死后，我想你嫁给农夫琼斯。” Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you." 妻子说：“不，在你死后，我不能嫁给任何人。” Johnson: "But I want you to." 约翰逊：“但我希望你这么做。” Wife: "But why?" 妻子：“为什么?” Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!" 约翰逊：“因为琼斯曾在一笔贩马的交易中欺骗了我。更多相关的文章：
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