「英语笑话」情人来电

　　情人来电

　　A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.

　　“What was that for?”, the man asked.

　　一个男人坐在那儿看报纸,他的老婆用煎锅打他的头。

　　“那是为什么?”,那人问道。

　　The wife replied, “That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket”.

　　The man said, “When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on.”

　　The wife apologized and went on with the housework.

　　妻子回答说,“这张纸上写的名字珍妮,我在你的裤子口袋里发现的”。

　　那人说:“我上周看比赛,珍妮是我下注的那匹马的.名字。”

　　妻子道歉,继续做家务。

　　Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.

　　Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit him again.

　　She replied “Your horse just phoned you“.

　　三天后，他正在看电视,他老婆用比上次大得多的煎锅打他的头,他顿时失去知觉。

　　等男人恢复了意识，问他老婆为什么打他了。

　　她回答说:“你的马打电话给你”。