小学生英语笑话

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　　The young boy protested vigorously when his mother asked him to take his little sister along fishing. "The last time she came," he objected, "I didn't catch a single fish."

　　"I'll talk to her," his mother said, "and I promise this time she won't make any noise."

　　"It wasn't the noise, Mom," the boy replied, "She ate all my bait."

　　当妈妈提出让小男孩带着妹妹一起去钓鱼时，他坚决反对。“上次她跟着我，”他反对说，“我连一条鱼都没能钓上。”

　　“我会告诉她，”妈妈说，“我保证这次她不再发出响声了。”

　　“妈妈，不是响声，”男孩回答，“是她把所有的诱饵都吃了。”