简单风趣英语笑话

　　在引人发笑的同时，也能让人学到不少英语知识，今天我们就一起来看看简单风趣英语笑话吧!

　　简单风趣英语笑话(一)

　　A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

　　圣诞节来了，一位先生给他太太送的圣诞礼物是一个非常漂亮的'钻石戒指。

　　After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."

　　他朋友听到他买这么奢侈的礼物后，说到：“我先前以为她想要的是一辆四驱车”。

　　"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to buy a fake Jeep?"

　　先生答：“是啊，(可以买到假钻石戒指)，可是我去哪里能买到一辆假吉普车呢?”

　　简单风趣英语笑话(二)

　　"Your Honor, I want to bringto your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. Hearrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What'smore, he only speaks a few words of English." The judge looked at thedefendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?" The defendantlooked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

　　"法官先生，我的当事人被指控偷窃，这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约，几乎不认路。而且，他只会说几个英语单词。" 法官看了看被告，问道："你会说多少英文?" 被告抬起头，说："把你的钱包给我!"

　　简单风趣英语笑话(三)

　　A husband, proving to his wifethat women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men useon average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day. Shethought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twiceas many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. He said,"What?"

　　丈夫给妻子看了一项调查结果，为了向她证明女人比男人啰嗦。研究表明男人平均每天使用15000个字，而女人每天使用30000个。妻子想了一会儿说，女人每天说的字数是男人的两倍，因为她们必须重复已经说过的话。他问："什么?"