搞笑英语小笑话三则

　　

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1.Two Birds

　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

　　Teacher: Please tell us.

　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　两只鸟

　　老师：这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?

　　学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　老师：请说说看。

　　学生：燕子旁边的`就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

　　

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2. A great man

　　Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?

　　Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far no body has lived to over 400 years.

　　一名伟人

　　老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗?

　　学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没有人活到400多岁。

　　

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3.Big hands

　　Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

　　Student: Big hands.

　　大手

　　老师：如果我左手上有7个桔子，右手上有8个桔子。那么我有什么?

　　学生：大手。