短篇英语笑话爆笑

　　从笑话中学习英语，轻松自在，让你充满自信、左右逢源。今天我们就一起来看看短篇爆笑吧!

　　短篇英语笑话爆笑(一)

　　你为什么不认真听课

　　Teacher: Jack, why aren't you listening? CopyRight .

　　Jack: But, teacher, I'm listening.

　　Teacher: If you were listening, tell me what I said just now.

　　Jack: You said, "Jack, why aren't you listening?"

　　老师：杰克，你为什么不认真听课?

　　杰克：老师，我正在听课呀!

　　老师：如果你刚才在听课，那告诉我刚才我说的什么。

　　杰克：您说的是：“杰克，你为什么不认真听课?”

　　短篇英语笑话爆笑(二)

　　时间对我们俩来说都是金钱

　　As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?"

　　当出租车在遇到红灯急刹车时，我问司机：“你同意‘时间就是金钱’这种说法吗?”

　　"Well, it's a very common saying. Who will care so much about that?" the driver answered.“

　　哦，这是一个普遍说法。在这个问题上，谁会在意那么多呢?”司机回答说。

　　"Look, the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped, "I pointed at the meter.“

　　看，在车已经停止的情况下，里程表上的数字还在跑。”我指着里程表说。

　　"Oh, yes. You've got a point here. In this case, time is money for both of us." added the driver.“

　　哦，是的。你说的`挺有道理的。在这种情况下，时间对我们俩来说都是金钱。”司机补充说。

　　短篇英语笑话爆笑(三)

　　车祸

　　A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign ... hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passerbys pulled him from the wreck and revived him. He began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics. Later, when he was calm, they asked him why he struggled so. He said, "I remember the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a concrete slab in front of a huge, flashing 'Shell' sign. And somebody was standing in front of the 'S.'

　　有个人开车行驶在上班的路上，一辆卡车闯红灯从侧面撞上了他的车，当时他就不省人事了。路旁的行人把他从车里拉出来并唤醒他。刚一醒过来，他就拼命的挣扎着，最后不得不用了药物才让他镇静下来。过了一会儿，他平静了，别人问他为什么要这么恐怖的挣扎，他说：“被撞之后我就什么都不知道了，当我醒过来，我发现我躺在了路边，前面是一个巨大的广告牌上面闪烁着‘壳牌’，但是有个人挡住了那个“S”。”