A Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, "I dont like chicken soup, bring something else."
The hospital worker said, "Its good for you, the doctor said you should have it." Regardless, the patient refused to eat it. That night, a patient in the room with Joe had a bad stomach pain so the nurses came in to give him an enema. By mistake, they gave the enema to Joe. The following week, when he was leaving the hospital, a new patient asked him how he liked the hospital. He told him, "Well, the hospital itself is pretty good, but theyre very strict about their food. Heres a good tip - when they bring up chicken soup you better eat it, or else theyll ***e back in the middle of the night and shove it up your behind!"类似笑话
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