A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in ***e four exuberant blondes. They ***e up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and 10 glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Finally the tenth blonde ***es in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts. Up jump the others. They begin dancing around the table, exchanging high fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" The bartender cant contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed childs puzzle of the Cookie Monster. When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, "Whats all the chanting and celebrations about?" The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, "Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So we decided to set the record straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together. The side of the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!"
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