英文笑话短文带翻译

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　　英文笑话短文带翻译一：一个坏印象 A Bad Impression

　　Six people were travelling in a compartment on a train. Five of them were quiet and well behaved, but the sixth was a rude young man who was causing a lot of trouble to the other passengers.

　　At last this young man got out at a station with his two heavy bags. None of the other passengers helped him, but one of them waited until the rude young man was very far away and then opened the window and shouted to him, "You left something behind in the compartment!" Then he closed the window again.

　　The young man truned around and hurried back with his two bags. He was very tired when he arrived, but he shouted through the window, "What did I leave behind?" As the train began to move again, the passenger who had called him back opened the window and said, "A very bad impression!"

　　有六个人搭乘火车旅行，坐在同一车箱内。其中五个很安静，也很规矩。但第六个是个粗鲁的'年轻人，给其他乘客招惹了许多麻烦。

　　最后，这位年轻人在一个车站带着两个沉重的皮箱下了车。没有一个旅客帮他的忙。有个人一直等到这位粗鲁的年轻人走得很远了，才打开窗户，对着他大声喊：“你把东西留在车厢里了!”然后，又把窗户关了起来。

　　年轻人转过身子，拎着两个沉甸甸的皮箱，匆匆赶了回来。他转回来时，显得非常疲倦，对着窗户大声喊：“我把什么东西留在车上了?”

　　当火车再次启动时，叫他回来的旅客打开窗户说：“一个极坏的印象!”

　　英文笑话短文带翻译二：你以为你上了网我就不认得你了 I do not recognize you

　　Walking on the beach one day he saw a crab, went to see what happens, suddenly crab pincers folder, then crab bush run. Tiger jumped the pain, followed by the recovery of crabs!

　　Catch up with no trees on the crab, and then to see a tiger in Shou Network spiders, tiger angry at Spider: Good you a crab! Do you think you posted on the Web and I do not recognize you!

　　一天老虎在沙滩散步，见到一只螃蟹，就走过去想看个究竟，突然被螃蟹的钳子夹了一下，螃蟹拔腿就往树丛里跑。老虎痛得跳起来了，紧接着就追螃蟹!

　　追到树丛就不见螃蟹了，这时老虎看见一只守在大网中的蜘蛛，老虎对着蜘蛛发火了：好你个螃蟹!你以为你上了网我就不认得你了!

　　英文笑话短文带翻译三：驱蝇妙招 The Way to Keep Away Flies

　　There was a customer who came and asked a waiter in a cafeteria:"Oh, tell me, Susan, how do you keep all the flies out of your coffee shop?"

　　So she said: "I just let the flies taste the stuff."

　　有位客人问餐厅的服务生：苏珊，你们店里都没有苍蝇，你是怎么做到的?

　　苏珊回答说：我只是让苍蝇先试吃我们的东西。

　　英文笑话短文带翻译四：丧失记忆 Amnesia

　　A senile actress went to see a doctor. The doctor enquired, : "How old are you?" The actress said: "Twenty-two." So the doctor scribbled down on her case history : "Amnesia."