爆笑英语笑话2篇

　　一个老人独居在北爱尔兰，他的独生子正在坐牢。老人想在花园里种些土豆，但不知道谁可以帮忙把泥土翻松。一队英国士兵出现在老人家中，在花园把土地翻遍。更多尽在应届毕业生笑话网。

 

　　埋在花园里的枪：Guns Buried in the Garden

　　Guns Buried in the Garden

　　An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in

　　prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who would help him plow up the garden.

　　He wrote to his son about it, and received this reply, For HEAVENS SAKE, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!

　　At 4 AM the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns.

　　Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next.

　　His son's reply was: Just plant your potatoes.

　　埋在花园里的枪

　　一个老人独居在北爱尔兰，他的独生子正在坐牢。老人想在花园里种些土豆，但不知道谁可以帮忙把泥土翻松。他写信想儿子提及此事，儿子回信说道：看在上帝的面上，千万不要翻松花园的'泥土，我把枪埋在那儿了。

　　第二天凌晨4点，一队英国士兵出现在老人家中，在花园把土地翻遍，但并没有找到任何枪支。

　　老人写信告诉儿子这件奇怪的事情，问到底发生了什么事情，下一步应该怎么做。

　　儿子回信道：你只管种土豆好了。

 

 

　　从未来访：You Never Called

　　A guy spots his doctor in the mall. He stops him and says, Six weeks ago when I was in your office, you told me to go home, get into bed and stay there until you called. But you never called.

　　I didn't? the doctor says. Then what are you doing out of bed?

　　一人在购物中心偶遇他的医生。他走上前去说：六周以前我在你的办公室，你告诉我让我回家去卧床直到你来访。但你从未来访。

　　我没去吗?医生说，那你现在下床干什么?