英语幽默小笑话带翻译

　　Rhino on Tinder 火烧眉头的犀牛(双语)

　　WHAT!? Only two matches!?

　　One in San Diego Zoo and one in Tanzania!

　　什么!?只有两场比赛!?

　　一个在圣地亚哥动物园，一个在坦桑尼亚!

　　Rhino on Tinder

　　火烧眉头的犀牛

　　英语幽默

　　Who Is Uglier?

　　谁更丑?

　　Abraham Lincoln's ability to laugh at himself sustained him through his many adversities. One example he often recalled was the time when an ugly man thrust a revolver in his face. Lincoln tried to remain calm, asking the man what he wanted. The man replied, holding the gun to Lincoln's head, "Some years ago I swore that if I ever came across an uglier man than myself, I'd shoot him on the spot."

　　亚伯拉罕·林肯自我解嘲的才智帮助他度过了许多灾难。他经常回想起一个例子，一次一个丑陋的男子用一把左轮手枪顶在了他的脸上。林肯努力保持镇静，问那人想要什么。那人用枪指着他的头，回答说:“多年前我发过誓，如果见到一个比我还丑的`人，我就当场击毙他。”

　　Relief crossed Lincoln's face and he lost all his tension and anxiety. "Shoot me," he said to the stranger, "for if I am an uglier man than you, I don't want to live."

　　一丝欣慰掠过林肯的面庞，他的紧张和焦虑一扫而光。“开枪吧，”他对那个陌生人说，“因为要是我比你还丑，我就不想活了。”