逗趣短篇英语笑话
看一些，既能学到英语知识，也能开心，何乐而不为呢?今天我们就一起来看看逗趣短篇英语笑话吧!逗趣短篇英语笑话(一)
joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. they found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches. 乔和佛瑞德在一个村子里帮忙盖一间房子。天气很暖和，到处都有许多灰尘。12点半的时候，他们觉得非常口渴，便停下来去吃午饭了。他们找到最近的一家酒吧，走进去坐下吃他们的`三明治。 good afternoon, gentlemen. what can i get you? the man behind the bar asked. 下午好，先生。你们想要点什么?柜台后面的伺应问道。 joe looked at fred and said, beer, i think. yes, a pint of beer each. is that all right for you, fred? 乔看了看佛瑞德说：我想，啤酒吧。好，那就每人一品脱啤酒。这样可以吗，佛瑞德? yes, that's all right. fred said. then he turned to the man behind the bar and said, and i want it in a clean glass! don't forget that. 好的，可以。佛瑞德说。然后他转过去跟柜台后面的侍应说：我要啤酒装在一个干净的杯子里!别忘了。 the man behind the bar filled the glasses and brought them to joe and fred. then he said. which of you asked for the clean glass? 柜台后面的侍应倒满杯子后，拿给乔和佛瑞德，接着说：刚才哪一位要干净的杯子的?逗趣短篇英语笑话(二)
miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. but this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. while miles was at the barber's one day, the manager of the office came in by chance to have his own hair cut and sat just beside him. 麦尔斯有时在上班时间去理发馆理发，但这是违反办公室规定的：职员只能利用自己的时间理发。一天，正当麦尔斯理发时，经理碰巧也进来理发，而且就坐在他旁边。 "hello, miles," the manager said. "i see that you are having your hair cut in office time." "你好，麦尔斯，"经理说。"我看到你在上班时间理发了。" "yes, sir, i am," admitted miles calmly. "you see, sir, it grows in office time." "是的，先生。正是这样。"麦尔斯平静地承认了。"可先生，你看，头发是在上班时间长的。" "not all of it," said the manager at once. "some of it grows in your own time." "不全都是吧，"经理立刻说，"有一些是在你自己的时间里长的。" "yes, sir, that's quite true." answered miles politely, "but i'm not having it all cut off." "对呀，先生，你说得很对。"麦尔斯礼貌地回答说，"但我并没有把头发全都剪掉啊。"逗趣短篇英语笑话(三)
Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month. 弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如果你不给我五分钱，我就告诉我爸。姐姐的男朋友：不要那样做。给你五分钱。弟弟：我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五了。更多相关的文章：
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