精彩笑爆你的英语笑话大全

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　　精彩笑爆你的英语笑话大全

　　Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool.

　　嘿，Rosalie?你知道怎样淹死一个金发美女吗?在池塘底部粘上一面镜子 注：美国有不少说金发美女愚蠢的笑话，在池底照镜子被淹死了

　　精彩笑爆你的英语笑话大全

　　When they’re together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. “All right, you two,” I said sternly. “No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting.”

　　As I turned to leave, I heard my son say, “C’mon, Steven, let’s get dirty . ”

　　我五岁的儿子和他的表弟在一起的.时候，总要招来大乱。一个星期六，我开始抗议了。“好啦，你们两个，”我严厉地说，“不许叫喊，不许乱拿，不许哭闹，不许乱敲，不许取笑，不许扯淡，不许弄坏玩具，不许乱抓，不许打架。” 我刚转身要走，就听我儿子说：“来，斯蒂文，我们来把自己弄脏吧。”

　　精彩笑爆你的英语笑话大全

　　A man and his little boy were walking through the park when a honeybee landed near them. The boy ran over and stomped on it. The father gave him a lecture about having respect for living things and added, "Just for that you can't have any honey for two weeks!".

　　Pretty soon a butterfly landed near them. The boy ran over and stomped on it. Again, the father gave him a lecture and added, "Just for that you can't have any butter for two weeks!".

　　When they got home, they went into the kitchen, and a cockroach ran across the floor. The mother ran over and stomped on it. The boy said to his father, "Well do you want to tell her, or shall I?".

　　一名男子与儿子在公园散步时，一只蜜蜂落在他们附近，小男孩跑过去一脚将它踩住。父亲给儿子上了如何尊重生命的一课，并补充道：“为此你两周都不许吃蜂蜜。”

　　不一会儿，一只蝴蝶落在他们近旁，男孩子跑过去又一脚踩住蝴蝶。父亲再次给他上了一课并补充道：“为此你两周不许吃黄油(英语中‘蝴蝶’直译为‘黄油飞’)。”

　　他们回到家后进到厨房，发现地板上有一只蟑螂。母亲跑过去踩死了它。男孩对父亲说：“您要对她说什么吗?还是我来说?”