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　　Englishman

　　Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-entered his room, but a few minutes later he came into the corridor again and once more asked the servant for a glass of water. The servant brought him another glass of water. Every few minutes the Englishmen would come out of his room and repeat his request. After a half-hour the astonished servant decided to ask the Englishman what he was doing with the water. "Nothing," the Englishman answered imperturbably, "It’s simply that my room is on fire."

　　一个英国人

　　一天晚上，一个英国人从他住的旅店房间里走出来。来到走廊上，叫旅店的服务员给他拿一杯水来。服务员按他的要求做了。英国人回到了他的房间里，几分钟后 他又来到走廊上，让服务员再给他送一杯水。服务员又给他送了一杯水。每隔几分钟。英国人就走出房间重复他的要求。 半小时之后.这位感到惊讶的服务员决定问问房客要这些水干什么，英国人不谎不忙地回答：”没什么.只不过是我的房间里起火了。“

　　a thank-you letter

　　"Are you writing a thank-you letter to Grandpa like I told you?"

　　"Yes, Mum."

　　"Your handwriting seems very large."

　　"Well, Grandpa's deaf, so I'm writing very loud."

　　“你是在按照我说的给爷爷写信感谢他吗?”

　　“是的.，妈妈。”

　　“你的字好象写得太大了。”

　　“嗯，爷爷的耳朵不好，所以我写得大声点儿。”

　　H2O

　　Teacher: What is the chemical formula ofwater?

　　Student: HIJKLMNO.

　　Teacher: What are you talking about?

　　Student: Yesterday you said H to O.

　　老师：水的化学分子式是什么?

　　学生：HIJKLMNO。

　　老师：你在说什么?

　　学生：你昨天说的从H到O。

　　 Bachelor

　　Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."

　　杰克骑车摔伤，得住院治疗。一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填。仞杰克填好递上表格"还有什么漏填的?"护士问. "有!"杰克想了想说，"我是个单身汉."

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