Fred was applying for a job as a flagman/switch operator on the railroad. The chief engineer was conducting the interview.
"What would you do if the Northern Express was heading north on Track 1 and the Southern Central was heading south on Track 1?" Fred quickly answered, "Well, Id call my brother." The chief engineer just sat there for a second. "Why would you call your brother ?" "Hes never seen a train wreck before." The chief engineer just sat there for a second. "Why would you call your brother ?" "Hes never seen a train wreck before."