幽默学生的英语笑话

　　Who is stupid? 谁是傻瓜?

　　One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?"

　　After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.

　　"Well, good morning. So, you actually think you're a moron(傻瓜)?" the professor asked.

　　The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."

 

　　一天，一位大学学教授向他的新生们问候。他站在学生们的`面前说：“如果哪位同学认为自己傻，就请站起来。”

　　大约过了一分钟，一位年轻人站了起来。

　　教授说：“嗨，你好。你真的认为自己是个低能儿么?”

　　这个孩子回答道：“不是的，先生，我只是不忍心看着只有你自己站在这里。”