爆笑英语笑话笑哭你

　　笑一笑，十年少，笑话可以让我们变得开心，以下是小编为大家准备的爆笑笑哭你，一起来爆笑吧!

　　爆笑英语笑话笑哭你(一)

　　捕鼠夹上的奶酪

　　The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese.

　　由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。

　　The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate.

　　这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。

　　The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?"

　　客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?”

　　"In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

　　“在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。

　　爆笑英语笑话笑哭你(二)

　　对不起，本店不找零钱

　　A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."

　　我和一个朋友在快餐店排队订餐，那里很醒目地写着，不接受超过20美元的大钞(请自备零钱)。

　　The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."

　　我们前边的一个女士指着这个牌子对我们说：“上帝保佑，如果我身上有超过20美元的话，我一定不会在这儿吃饭!”

　　爆笑英语笑话笑哭你(三)

　　这钟准吗?

　　Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city.

　　丹在一个大城市的'某个俱乐部当守门人。

　　Everyday, thousands of people passed his door,

　　每天都有数千人经过他的门口，

　　and a lot of them stopped and asked him, "What's the time, please?"

　　而且许多人都会停下来问他:“请问现在几点?”

　　After a few months, Dan said to himself, "I'm not going to answer all those stupid people any more.

　　几个月后，丹想:“我不想再回答这些蠢人提出的问题了，

　　I'm going to buy a big clock

　　我要去买一只大钟，

　　and put it upon the wall here."

　　把它挂在这儿的墙上。

　　Then he did so.

　　于是他买了一只钟，把它挂在了墙上。

　　“Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time," he thought happily.“

　　现在人们总不会再停下来问我时间了。”他高兴地想。

　　But after that, a lot of people stopped,

　　可是打那以后，每天仍有许多人停下来，

　　looked at the clock and then asked Dan, "Is that clock right?”

　　看看钟，然后问丹:“这钟准吗?”