中篇英文笑话
中篇英文笑话一: I'd rather buy a gift While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey." Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift." 中篇英文笑话二: The Mean Man's Party The notorious(声名狼藉的,臭名昭著的`) cheap skate(小气鬼)finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow(肘部,扶手) . When the door open, push with your foot." "Why use my elbow and foot?" "Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?" 中篇英文笑话三: Visual Training The squad(班,小队) were having "visual training". One smart recruit(新兵,招募) was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. The party was so faraway(遥远的,恍惚的) that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly(迅速地) the recruit replied: "Sixteen men and a sergeant(中士,军士) , sir." "Right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?" "He's not doing any digging, sir."