搞笑英语笑话两则

　　Who is Stupid 谁愚蠢

　　A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you'restupid, stand up!"

　　Little Johnny then stood up.

　　The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"

　　"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

　　一个老师在对学生们讲学，“谁认为自己蠢就站起来?”她一开始就说。

　　小约翰尼站了起来。

　　“你认为你很蠢吗，小约翰尼?”老师问。

　　“不是的，老师，我只是不喜欢看你一个人站着。”

 

　　A physics Examination 一次物理考试

　　Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

　　The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunder rolls?

　　Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

　　在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。

　　这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?

　　尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。