小学生开心英语笑话大全爆笑

　　当听别人说笑话的时候觉得不大好笑，还会觉得冷很冷，可是自己看的`时候，却笑到不行，你有这样的经历么?以下的x，希望能让你欢乐笑不停。

　　小学生开心大全爆笑一：Confused Child

　　Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, andwould his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this. So Johnny's mother takes him quietly by the hand upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door.

　　"First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse",she said, so Johnny unbuttons her blouse and takes it off. "O.K., now take off my skirt", and he takes off her skirt. "Now take off my bra", which he does.

　　"And now, Johnny, please take off my panties". Johnny finishes removing these too.

　　His mother then says, "Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to schoolanymore!

　　小学生开心英语笑话大全爆笑二：Can't Cook

　　A young couple, married just a couple of weeks, returns from their honeymoon to face the beginning of their new lives.

　　The next morning the husband wakes up, showers, dresses and makes his way to the kitchen where he sees his new wife crying. So the husband inquires, "What's wrong, Honey?"

　　"Well, I came down here this morning to surprise you with a big breakfast, but I can't cook or clean." The husband smiles his biggest smile and says, "There, there sweetie! I don't care that you can't cook and clean. Come on up to the bedroom and I'll show you what I'd like for breakfast." So off they went to the bedroom.

　　That afternoon, the husband comes home for lunch to find his new wife crying again in the kitchen. "What's wrong now, Sweetie?" "Well, the same thing as this morning. I came in here to make you something for lunch and I just can't cook." Again the husband smiles and says, "Why don't you come back up to the bedroom and I'll have my lunch there!" So off they went to the bedroom again.

　　That evening the new husband comes home, walks in the house and sees his new bridenaked sliding down the banister of the stairs. Up she runs, and WHOOSH down the banister. After the third trip the husband asks, "What are you doing, Honey?" "Warming up your supper!" she replies.

　　小学生开心英语笑话大全爆笑三：At The Circus

　　A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very intrigued by them.

　　"Mommy, what's that long thing on the elephant?" he asked.

　　"That's the elephant's trunk, dear," she replied.

　　"No, not that. What's that long thing that's hanging between the elephant's legs?" asked the boy.

　　Embarrassed, the mother replied, "Oh, it's nothing, son." She then left to get some hot dogs andsodas.

　　While she was gone, the young boy turned to his father and asked, "Daddy, what's that long thing hanging between the elephant's legs?"

　　"That's the elephant's penis, son," explained the father.

　　"Well, why did mommy say it was nothing when I asked her?" the boy asked.

　　Taking a deep breath, the father proudly replied, "I've spoiled that woman, son!"

　　小学生开心英语笑话大全爆笑四：True Love

　　A husband and wife went to dinner and celebrated their fiftieth wedding anniversary. Afterwards they returned home and went to their patio to relax with a glass of wine and to reflect on their fifty years together.

　　After a while the husband said to his wife: Honey in all the years together, was there ever a time when you were unfaithful to me?

　　The wife thinks for a bit and then says: Oh yes there was one time early in our marriage. Remember when you had lost your job and the bank was going to foreclose on the house. I made a trip to town, saw the banker and we got the loan extended until you returned to work.

　　The husband thinks for a bit and says: Wow honey, you saved our home; I guess I can’t really hold it against you for being unfaithful that one time. Was there ever another time?

　　The wife thinks for a bit and then says: Oh yes there was one other time. Remember when you had gotten sick and needed an operation or you would die, but we didn’t have any insurance. I made a trip to town, saw the doctor and you got the operation..

　　The husband thinks for a bit and says: Wow honey, you saved my life; I guess I can’t really hold it against you for being unfaithful that time either. Was there another time?

　　The wife thinks for a bit and then says: Well there was just one other time. Remember when you were running for club president and you only needed 58 more votes………..