关于猪的英语笑话

　　A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined.

　　After the trial he asked the judge, "This means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?"

　　The judge said that was true.

　　"Does this mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. Johnson?" the man asked.

　　The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig Mrs. Johnson with no fear of legal action.

　　The man looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said, "Good afternoon, Mrs. Johnson."