短的小学生英语笑话

　　你身边真正的朋友，跟你美丑没多大关系，跟你有钱没钱没多大关系，下面，笑话网小编给大家收集整理了短的小学生，一起来学学幽默，收集好人缘吧!

　　短的小学生英语笑话【

---

1】

　　Getting into His Work

　　专注于工作

　　The priest was so concerned with the welfare of his pretty young parishioner that he invited her to his private quarters to discuss her confession.

　　一位神父非常关切教区内一位年轻美丽的教友幸福，因此便邀她到他私人住处讨论她的忏悔。

　　"Now, let me get this straight," said the priest. "This young man you went out with did he put his arm around your shoulder like this?"

　　“现在让我把事情搞清楚，”神父说道，“这个年轻人跟你出去他是不是像这样把他的手臂绕在你的肩膀?”

　　"Yes, Father, and worse. "

　　“是的，神父，还有更糟的事情呢。”

　　"And did he put his hand on your thigh like this?"

　　“他也像这样把手放在你的大腿上吗?"

　　"Yes, Father, and worse. "

　　“是的'，神父，还有更坏的呢。”

　　By now the clergyman was thoroughly aroused. He hiked the girl's skirt and gave her a vigorous humping. "And did he do this?" he inquired.

　　此时神父已被刺激得兴奋莫名，他撩起女孩的裙子，元气充沛地和她做起爱来，“他也这样做吗?"神父问道。

　　"Yes, Father, and worse, "

　　“是的，神父，还有更糟的呢!”

　　“ But what could be worse than what Ijust did?"

　　“有什么还比我刚刚所做的更糟呢?"

　　"I'm afraid, Father, that he gave me the clap."

　　“恐怕，神父，他把淋病传染给我了。”

　　短的小学生英语笑话【

---

2】

　　Learning to Share

　　学习共同分享

　　Johnny divided a piece of pie into two pieces, kept the bigger piece for himself and gave the smaller piece to his sister.

　　强尼把一块派一分为二，把大的留给自己，小的给他妹妹。

　　"Hey," said his sister, "if I'd divided the pie, I would have kept the smaller piece for myself. "

　　“嘿，如果是我来分那块派，我会把小的留给我自己，”妹妹说。

　　"Well, that's what you got, so what are you complaining about?"

　　“你不是分到小块的吗，还抱怨什么呢?”

　　短的小学生英语笑话【

---

3】

　　No Fooling!

　　不要瞎混!

　　"Please be gentle with me, darling," said the bride on her wedding night, "I'm a virgin. "

　　“请对我温柔一些，亲爱的!”新婚之夜新娘对新郎说道。“我是个处女。”

　　"You're a virgin?" exclaimed her husband with surprise.

　　“你是个处女?”她丈夫吃惊地叫道，

　　"But you've been married three times. "

　　“可是你已经结过三次婚了啊。”

　　"That's true. dear; but my first husband was an artist and he just wanted to look at my body;

　　“没错，亲爱的，可是我的第一任丈夫是位艺术家，他只想看我的身体。

　　my second husband was in advertising, and he would only tell me how great it was going to be;

　　我的第二任丈夫从事广告业，而他只是告诉我那件事会有多美好。

　　and my third husband was a lawyer, and would always say, ”I'll get back to you next week. "

　　我的第三任丈夫是位律师，他总是说：“下星期我就回来看你。”