2015春节英语爆笑笑话

　　分享一则 2015年春节

　　A:How long will the next bus be?

　　B:It's about 45 feet.

　　这是玩得文字游戏。用中文就没劲了。翻成中文就不好笑了。

　　A: I have seen your face somewhere?

　　B: Yes, it has always been just right here between my two ears.

　　怎么样啊? 能悟出它的幽默所在吗?

　　Customer: These shoes are much too narrow and pointed.

　　Shoes Cleark: That's what they' re wearing this season.

　　Customer: Perhaps so,but I'm still wearing last season'feet.

　　Doctor: Your cough sounds much better today.

　　Patient: It should. I've been practicing all night.

　　你的咳嗽今天听上去好点了

　　病人： 应该是好点了。昨晚我练了一个晚上。