短篇翻译英语笑话

　　既能让我们学到英语知识，也能开心，今天我们就一起来看看短篇翻译英语笑话吧!

　　短篇翻译英语笑话(一)

　　be careful with what you wish for

　　慎重许愿

　　a couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.

　　一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。他们恰好在同一天出生。

　　during the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.

　　庆祝活动中，一位仙女出现了。她说，由于他们是已经结婚25年的.恩爱夫妻，因此她给许给这对夫妻每个人一个愿望。

　　the wife wanted to travel around the world. the fairy waved her hand, and boom! she had the tickets in her hand.

　　妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一声，她的手中出现了一张票。

　　短篇翻译英语笑话(二)

　　something really cheap

　　真正便宜的东西

　　after being away on business, tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

　　做完生意回来后，提姆觉得应该给妻子带点什么礼物回去。

　　“how about some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. she showed him a $50.00 bottle.

　　“那些香水怎么卖啊?”他问卖化妆品的售货员。售货员给他展示了一支价值50美元的香水。

　　“that’s a bit much,”said tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

　　“看起来好像有点贵哦!”提姆说道。于是售货员又拿出一款30美元的香水。

　　“that’s still quite a bit,”tim complained.

　　“还是贵了点。”提姆抱怨道。

　　growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

　　售货员开始有点恼火了，就给提姆一瓶很小的香水，价值15美元。

　　“what i mean,”said tim, “is i’d like to see something really cheap.”

　　“我的意思是，”提姆说，“我想看看一些真正便宜的东西。”

　　the clerk handed him a mirror.

　　售货员听了后，递给了提姆一面镜子。

　　短篇翻译英语笑话(三)

　　why is he howling.

　　他为什么喊

　　dentist: please stop howling. i haven't even touched your tooth yet.

　　牙医：请你不要再喊了!我还没碰你的牙呢。

　　patient: i know, but you are standing on my foot!

　　病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的脚呀!