简短爆笑英语笑话故事

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　　简短爆笑故事一：THE RABBIT AND THE SNAKE

　　A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel each other.

　　The rabbit says, "You feel me first." The snake says okay, and he starts feeling the rabbit.

　　He says, "Well, you have fur all over, and a little cotton tail, and two long ears, and big back feet..."

　　The rabbit says, "I know! I'm a rabbit! Yippee!" Then the rabbit feels the snake.

　　He says, "Okay, you're long and thin, and slimy all over, and there's a little forked tongue..."

　　The snake says, "Oh no, I'm a lawyer."

　　简短爆笑英语笑话故事二：懂得一门外语的重要性

　　A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of loud barks, scaring the dog away.

　　Turning to her kittens, the cat said, "You see how important it is to know a second language."

　　一只大猫带着四只小猫，突然路遇一只大狗，小猫吓的'往后退缩，这时大猫对着狗一阵大吠，把狗吓跑。

　　大猫扭头对小猫说：“看到没有，知道懂得一门外语的重要性了吧。”

　　简短爆笑英语笑话故事三：A Hasty Interruption 轻率的插话

　　The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s.

　　我所工作的精品家具商店是从20世纪二十年代以来就营业的。

　　Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purchased from us in the 1930s.

　　最近我接到一个妇女的电话。她想换一套餐具中的一些椅子。这套餐具她是在三十年代从我们这儿买的。

　　I assured her we could help and sought the assistance of the office manager. "You'll never believe this one, " I told him." I just got a call from a customer who bought some chairs from us in the 1930s. "

　　我向她保证说我们可以帮她的忙，于是我向部门经理寻求帮助。“你永远也不会相信，”我对他说，“我刚接到一个顾客的电话，她在三十年代从我们这里买了一些椅子。”

　　Before I could finish repeating her request, he interrupted and said, "Don't tell me she hasn't received them yet!"

　　我还没来得及说她的要求，经理就打断了我的话：“你别告诉我她到现在还没收到货!”

　　简短爆笑英语笑话故事四：THE INTELLIGENCE FACTOR

　　A pair of chickens walk into a public library, find the librarian and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens want three books, and promptly gives them some. Without further ado, the chickens walk out.

　　Around midday, the two chickens are back and looking quite annoyed. One leans over to the librarian and says,' Buk Buk BuKKOOK!' The librarian decides that the chickens want another three books and promptly gives them some more. The chickens leave as before.

　　About an hour later the two birds march back in, approach the librarian, looking very angry now and nearly shouting, 'Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!'

　　The librarian is now starting to get worried about where all her stock is going. She decides to give them more books but also to follow them and find out what's happening.

　　She followed them out of the library, out of town, and into to a park. At this point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen.

　　She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was kept repeating, "Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit..."