英语笑话100词的

　　Mr.and Mrs.Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat.Now Mrs.Taylor was expecting another child.

　　Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much，so he was not delighted about the news that there was soon going to be one in his house too.

　　One evening Mr.and Mrs.Taylor were making plans for the baby's arrival.“This house won't be big enough for us all when the baby comes，”said Mr.Taylor.

　　Pat came into the room just then and said，“What are you talking about?”“We were saying that we'll have to move to an other house now，because the new baby's coming，”his mother answered.

　　“ It's no use，”said Pat hopelessly.“ He'll follow us there.”

　　泰勒夫妇有一个七岁的男孩，名叫帕特。现在泰勒太太正怀着第二胎。

　　帕特在别人家看见过婴儿，他不太喜欢他们，所以他对自己家里也将有一个婴儿的.消息感到不满。

　　一天晚上，泰勒夫妇正在为这个婴儿的降生计划做安排。泰勒先生说：“有了婴儿，我们的房子就太小，不够住了。”

　　帕特恰好在这个时候走进屋，他问：“你们在说什么?”他的母亲回答说：“我们在说我们现在得搬家，因为婴儿就要诞生了。”

　　“那没用，”帕特绝望地说。“他会跟我们到那儿去的。”

　　Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation，and the doctor，somewhat nettled，said：“Landon，you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject.You seem to lack ambition.Why，at your age Alexander the Great had conquered half the world.”

　　“Yes，” said Landon，“he couldn't help it，for you will recall the fact，doctor，that Alexander the Great had Aristotle for a teacher.”

　　兰登作了一次不成功的朗诵。老师有点不悦，对他说道：

　　“兰登，你在这门课上好像进步不大，你好像缺乏志向。亚历山大大帝在你这个年龄可已经征服了半个世界。”

　　“是啊，”兰登说，“他没法不那样。博士先生，您回想一下史实，亚历山大大帝有亚里士多德做他的老师。”

　　"If you refuse to marry me," he swore, "I shall die."

　　She refused him.

　　Sixty years later, he died.

　　“如果你不答应嫁给我，”他发誓，“我就要去死。”

　　六十年后，他死了。