老师的英语笑话

　　笑话具有篇幅短小，故事情节简单而巧妙，往往出人意料，给人突然之间笑神来了的奇妙感觉的特点。大多揭示生活中乖谬的现象，具有讽刺性和娱乐性。其趣味有高下之分。下面是小编为您带来的是老师的.相关内容，希望对您有所帮助。

　　Pulling alongside our drive-up bank window, a woman was not happy with her position. So she backed up and pulled closer. Still not satisfied, she backed away and tried again. After five attempts, she finally parked the car and rolled down her window. I greeted her with a simple "Good morning".

　　"Good morning," she replied cheerfully. "I'm going to have to use this drive-up all the time. It's so easy!"

　　一位妇女把车沿着我们银行的驱车直达窗口开过来，可她并不满意于她停的位置。因此她倒车，靠得更近点。还是不满意，倒车，再来。五次努力后，终于她把车停下来，摇下车窗。我简单地问候她一声“早上好”。

　　“早上好，”她愉快地回答说，“以后我都要使用这种驱车直达窗口。真是如此的方便。”

　　Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.

　　三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。

　　The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, Gigantic Sale! and Super Bargains!

　　右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：大减价！特便宜！

　　The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, Prices Slashed! and Fantastic Discounts!

　　左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：大砍价!大折扣!

　　The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, ENTRANCE.

　　中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：入口处。