幽默小笑话英语

　　笑话具有篇幅短小，故事情节简单而巧妙，往往出人意料，给人突然之间笑神来了的奇妙感觉的特点。大多揭示生活中乖谬的现象，具有讽刺性和娱乐性。其趣味有高下之分。下面是小编为您带来的是幽默英语相关内容，希望对您有所帮助。

　　Draw tree

　　The kindergarten held a tree planting day painting competition, and I wrote a big "tree" word on the blackboard to let children play freely.

　　When the painting was handed in, I saw a picture that was amazing. The tree trunk was yellow and the trees were full of golden fruit. It was novel and unique in color.

　　I immediately praised, said: "Xiaoqiang is great, you can tell the teacher, what is the fruit on it, this is a tree?""

　　Xiaoqiang stood up and shouted in reply: "the tree is covered with coins and gold ingots, this is my father bought the lottery yesterday, taught me to draw the shake Qian Shu."!"

　　画 树

　　幼儿园举办植树节绘画比赛，我在黑板上写了个大大的'“树”字，让小朋友们自由发挥。

　　绘画作品交上来后，我看到一幅画非常惊叹，树干是黄色的，树上结的全是金光闪闪的果子，创作新颖，颜色独特。

　　我马上表扬说：“小强真棒，你能告诉老师这上面结的是什么果子，这是一棵什么树吗？”

　　小强站起身，大声回答：“树上结的是铜钱和金元宝，这是我爸昨天买彩票时，教我画的摇钱树！”

　　Insult

　　Man: "I'm full of you."......"

　　Woman: "I think you have a lot of shit in your head."!"

　　Man: I don't allow you to insult yourself like this!"

　　侮 辱

　　男：“我满脑子装的都是你……”

　　女：“我看你脑子里装的都是屎吧！”

　　男：“我不允许你这样侮辱你自己！”