史上最搞笑的英语笑话

　　史上最搞笑的.一：

　　Mixed Doubles

　　Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?

　　Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night. Teacher: Please tell us something about it.

　　Nick: Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says, ’’

　　史上最搞笑的英语笑话二：

　　Comparison

　　Geoffrey says to his father (who is looking at his son’s report card).

　　So I don’t get the highest marks in the class, do you get the highest salary in the office?

　　史上最搞笑的英语笑话三：

　　Great Event

　　Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?

　　Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.

　　Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?

　　Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.