英语幽默笑话故事百万富翁

　　Millionaire

　　百万富翁

　　CEO: "My wife made a millionaire out of me."

　　CEO：我妻子使我成为百万富翁。

　　Assistant: "What were you before?“

　　助手：以前你是什么？

　　CEO:”a multimillionaire.“

　　CEO：千万宣翁。

　　英语：心不在焉的.丈夫

　　故事：心不在焉的丈夫

　　An absent-minded husband

　　心不在焉的丈夫

　　I was accompanying my husband on a business trip. He carried his portable computer with him, and the guard at the airport gate asked him to open the case. It was locked, and the man waited patiently as my embarrassed spouse struggled to remember the combination. At last he succeeded.

　　我陪丈夫一起出差，他带着他的笔记本电脑。到了机场出口处时， 有位检查员要他打开包。但是包锁上了，机场工作人员耐心地等着我那窘迫的丈夫设法回想起暗锁的密码。最后他终于想起来了。

　　“Why are you so nervous?"I asked him.

　　”你为什么那么紧张呢？“我问他。

　　"The numbers are the date of our annivorsary．my husband confessed.

　　“密码是我们的结婚纪念日。”他承认道”

　　双语笑话 干脆不来了

　　One moming a colleague said，"I need to leave early tomorrow That aftemoon he followed up with, "Looks like l'll be coming in late tomorrow,but if my coming in late runs into myIeaving early,then I won't be in at all."

　　一天上午，一个同事说："明天我要早一点走。“当天下午他又补充说：“看来我明天要晚一点来。但是，如果我要来得晚，又得早走的话，那我明天干脆不来了