对话形式的英语笑话

　　The Reason For Not Going Fishing

　　Young Johnny turned up late for Sunday school one morning and the teacher wanted to know why. "Well，I was going to fishing，but my dad wouldn’t let me，"said Johnny.

　　“I should think not，”replied the teacher."And did your father explain why you should not go fishing on this day2”

　　“Oh yeah，”said Johnny.“He said he didn't have enough bait for both of us."

　　没去钓鱼的奇论

　　一天早上，小约翰星期天到学校上学时迟到了，老师想知道是怎么回事。

　　“是这样的，我本来要去钓鱼的，但爸爸不让我去。”约翰尼说。

　　“我想今天你爸爸也不会让你钓鱼的，”老师答道。“不过，他向你解释原因了呜?”

　　“解释了，”约翰尼说，“他说鱼饵不够我们两个人的。”

　　Which One Of The Women Is Married

　　A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says，“Imagine there are five blackbirds sitting on a fence. You pick up your gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left”

　　The litter boy thinks for a moment and says“None !”

　　The teacher replies，“None，how do youfigure that?”

　　The little boy says，“If I shoot one，all the other birds will fly away scared，leaving none on the fence.”

　　The teacher replies,"Hmmmmm, not exactly，but I do like the way you think"

　　The little boy then says，"Teacher, can I ask you a question?There are three women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking her cone，another is biting it, and the third one is sucking it.How can you tell me which one of the women is married?”

　　The teacher ponders the question uncomfortably and then finally replies，"Well，I guess the one sucking her cone.”

　　To which the little boy replies，“Actually，it’s the one with the wedding ring，but I do like the way you think”

　　哪个女人结婚了

　　一个小男孩在上算术课。老师问他:“假设篱笆上站着5只画眉。你用枪打死了一只，还剩几只?”

　　小男孩想了一会回答说:“一只也没有了!

　　老师说:“一只也没了?你是怎么想出来的'?”

　　小男孩答道:“打死一只，其他的都吓飞了，篱笆上自然一只画眉也没有了。”

　　老师赞许地说:“嗯，不全对，但我欣赏你思考问题的方式!”

　　小男孩于是说:“老师，我能问你一个问题吗?有三个妇女坐在公园的长椅上吃甜筒冰激凌。一个用舌头舔，一个用牙咬，一个用嘴吸，你说她们中哪一个结婚了?”

　　老师感到很不自在，他想了很大一会儿，最后回答说:“嗯，我猜应该是那个用嘴吸的吧。”

　　听了老师的话，小男孩说:“答案是那个戴戒指的，虽然你答错了，但是我真的很欣赏您思考问题的方式。”

　　Should Not Be Punished

　　A secondary school student asked his teacher if a person should be punished for something he hadn’t done.“No,”said the teacher. "Of course not.”

　　"Good，”said the boy.“I haven’t done my homework.”

　　不受处罚

　　一个中学生问老师，一个人该不该为他没做过的事而受罚。

　　老师说:“当然不应该。”

　　“太好了!”男孩说，“我没做家庭作业。”