英语小笑话 的翻译
英语 的`翻译一: When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine. Years later, when i felt she was old enough to understand, I explained to Myles, "Your name is very special. I named you after my own father because I loved him very much. I know he would be proud of you." Myles thought carefully about this and then said, "I know all that, Mom. But I don't understand why my grandfather had a girl's name 英语小笑话 的翻译二: Does Anyone Want a Nice Clean Plate?Peter was ten years old. One day his friend Paul said to him, "I'm going to have a birthday party on Saturday, Peter. Can you you come?" Peter asked his mother, and she said, "Yes, you can go." She phoned Paul's mother to tell her. Before Peter went to the party on Saturday afternoon, his mother said to him, "Now, Peter, don't forget to be polite. Don't ask for food. Wait until someone gives it to you." "All right, Mom," Peter answered, and he went to Paul's house on his bicycle. There were a lot of children at the party. They played together for an hour, and then Paul's mother gave them some food; but she forgot to give Peter any. He waited politely for a few minutes, and then he held his plate up in the air and said loudly, "Does anyone want a nice clean plate?" 英语小笑话 的翻译三: I Don't Feel Like Getting into an Argument "Gerald," asked the teacher, "what is the shape of the earth?" "It's round," answered Gerald. "How do you know it's round?" continued the teacher. "All right, it's square then," he replied, "I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it!"类似笑话
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