简单英语小笑话

简单英语小笑话

　　简单英语一：

　　Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-entered his room, but a few minutes later he came into the corridor again and once more asked the servant for a glass of water. The servant brought him another glass of water. Every few minutes the Englishmen would come out of his room and repeat his request. After a half-hour the astonished servant decided to ask the Englishman what he was doing with the water. "Nothing," the Englishman answered imperturbably, "It’s simply that my room is on fire."

　　简单英语小笑话二：

　　"Larry! Come here!" said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, " I’ve just had a call 　　from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school dance last night. You wretched, rude boy!"

　　"I was nice to her, Mum, really I was!" protested the youth.

　　"I even paid her a compliment when we had a dance."

　　"Did you, indeed?" said his mother grimly, "And what exactly did you say?"

　　"I said, Gosh, Doris, you sweat less than any fat girl I’ve ever danced with!"

　　简单英语小笑话三：

　　The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter.

　　"My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," explained Father, "Could you give me a bag so that I can take it home for the dog?" 　　"Gosh, Dad!" exclaimed the excited boy. "Have we got a dog then?"

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