简单愚人英语笑话

　　笑一笑十年少，有时候正儿八经的说笑话却觉得不好笑，可是一个很冷的.笑话却能让自己笑良久，你有这样的经历么?现在，一起来开心爆笑下吧!

　　简单愚人1：Let Me Show You How

　　让我教你

　　A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.

　　家超市雇用了一个年轻人，他第一天上班报到。

　　The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom,and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."

　　经理热情地欢迎了他，和他握手微笑，之后递给他一把扫帚说，“你的第一份工作是打扫商店。”

　　“But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.

　　“但是，我是名大学毕业生，”年轻人愤怒地回答道。

　　"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom—I' 11 show you how."

　　“噢，对不起。我没注意，”经理说。“来，把扫帚给我—我教你如何做。”

　　简单愚人英语笑话2:

　　A visitor to the zoo noticed one of the keepers sobbing quietly in a corner and on inquiry was told that the elephant had died.

　　一名参观动物园的游客注意到一名饲养员正躲在角落里默默地哭泣。他问是怎么回事，别人告诉他大象死了。

　　"Fond of him，was he?"the visitor asked.

　　“他很喜欢那头大象，是吧?”游客问道。

　　"It's not that,"came the reply. "He's the chap who has to dig the grave."

　　“并非如此，”那人回答说，“他负责给大象挖墓穴。”

　　简单愚人英语笑话3：I Cannot Leave

　　我不能走

　　There was a meeting with a large number of people. At first the speaker was very interesting, but as time went on, he became very boring. Finally when he was through,there was only one man sitting in the large room. The speaker walked up to the man and said, "Thank you for hearing me out when all the others left the room." "Oh! Don't mention it!" replied the man, "I cannot leave because I am the next speaker."

　　一大批人在开会。最开始，发言的人讲得很有趣，但时间慢慢地过去，他变得很沉闷。最后，当他讲完的时候，只有一个人坐在大房间里。发言者走上前去，对他说，“其他所有人都走了，而你却听到最后，谢谢你。”“哦!别客气!”那人回答说，“我不能走，因为我是下一位发言者。”

　　简单愚人英语笑话4：

　　Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging down thestairs. He jumped up, ran to the hall, and discovered his schoolboy son sprawled on the floor.

　　布朗先生在看晚报，忽然传来一阵什么东西从楼上摔下来的响声。他跳了起来，跑到厅里，发现自己上了学的儿子四角朝天地躺在地上。

　　"Did you miss a step?" asked his dad.

　　“你是不是踩漏了一级台阶?”爸爸问。

　　"No, I caught every blessed one!" came the bitter answered.

　　“不，我每一级都撞上了，一级也没有漏掉!”儿子痛苦地回答。