英语短篇笑话故事

　　

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　　公司前台小姐的8级英语(昏厥中。。。)

　　昨天来了个外国人，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，就面带微笑的'："Hello?"

　　外国人："Hi."

　　前台小姐："You have what thing?"(你有什么事?)

　　外国人："Can you speak Eng-lish?"(你会讲英语吗)前台小姐："If I not speak English， I am speaking what?"(如果我不会说，那我现在说的什么)

　　外国人："Can anybody else speak English?"(还有谁能讲英语吗)

　　前台小姐："You yourself look. all people are playing，no people have time， you can wait， you wait， you not wait， you go."(你自己看看，所有人都在玩呢，都没空，你愿意等就等，不愿意就走你)

　　外国人："Good heavens. anybody here can speak English?"(我的上帝，这儿有谁会说英语吗)

　　前台小姐："Shout what shout， quiet a little， you on earth have what thing."(喊什么喊，安静点，你到底有什么事)

　　老外："I want to speak to your head."(我想和你的领导谈谈) 前台小姐："Head not zai.You tomorrow come."(头儿不在，明再来吧)

　　

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　　Let me take it down

　　An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."

　　"Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."

　　为我所用

　　一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”

　　“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。

　　解答者：277128012 - 大魔法师 八级 9-15 20:58

　　there are 3 old friend gathering around together

　　first said:"windy , isn't it ?"

　　second one replied:"no , it's thursday."

　　third said:"yeah! me too , let go and have some tea"

　　第一个说windy,但第二个听成了wednesday,所以他说了今天是thursday,第三个却把thursday听成了thirsty,所以他说yeah! me too , let go and have some tea