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2024-04-23 01:00:00

英语短篇笑话故事

  
1.

  公司前台小姐的8级英语(昏厥中。。。)

  昨天来了个外国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,就面带微笑的':"Hello?"

  外国人:"Hi."

  前台小姐:"You have what thing?"(你有什么事?)

  外国人:"Can you speak Eng-lish?"(你会讲英语吗)前台小姐:"If I not speak English, I am speaking what?"(如果我不会说,那我现在说的什么)

  外国人:"Can anybody else speak English?"(还有谁能讲英语吗)

  前台小姐:"You yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go."(你自己看看,所有人都在玩呢,都没空,你愿意等就等,不愿意就走你)

  外国人:"Good heavens. anybody here can speak English?"(我的上帝,这儿有谁会说英语吗)

  前台小姐:"Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing."(喊什么喊,安静点,你到底有什么事)

  老外:"I want to speak to your head."(我想和你的领导谈谈) 前台小姐:"Head not zai.You tomorrow come."(头儿不在,明再来吧)

  
2.

  Let me take it down

  An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."

  "Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."

  为我所用

  一头大象对一只小老鼠说:“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”

  “请再说一遍,让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。

  解答者:277128012 - 大魔法师 八级 9-15 20:58

  there are 3 old friend gathering around together

  first said:"windy , isn't it ?"

  second one replied:"no , it's thursday."

  third said:"yeah! me too , let go and have some tea"

  第一个说windy,但第二个听成了wednesday,所以他说了今天是thursday,第三个却把thursday听成了thirsty,所以他说yeah! me too , let go and have some tea

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